![]() 10/16/2015 at 14:15 • Filed to: Oppositelock | ![]() | ![]() |
Are you last Saturday’s date?
Because you’re 10/10
and I wish I heard this damn line on, well, last Saturday.
![]() 10/16/2015 at 14:16 |
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ugh
![]() 10/16/2015 at 14:22 |
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Hey baby, I heard you like wet clutches so...uhh, no wait...
Yo honey, I hope you like Ferrari’s, because my flat plane revvs all the way to...no. That doesn’t work at all. Okay. One more.
Hey there shawty, you look finer than Mazda’s design language. Oh man. That was bad.
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Can we just do sex things already? Pleeeeeease?
#ThisIsWhyThereIsNoMrsPS9
![]() 10/16/2015 at 14:23 |
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“I’m PS9, wanna help me become PS69?”
![]() 10/16/2015 at 14:27 |
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Nope.
![]() 10/16/2015 at 14:28 |
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Just sent to a lovely lady on Tinder. I’ll screenshot when she replies haha.
I sent it to two of five girls I went on date’s on last saturday too... I’m not their biggest fan so no care:
![]() 10/16/2015 at 14:30 |
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Depending on how that works for you, you might owe Scoob a beer here in the near future...
![]() 10/16/2015 at 14:33 |
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Hahaha, I’ll buy you a beer anytime, when will you be in the NE?
I did just send it to two girls I actually did go on dates with last Saturday.
![]() 10/16/2015 at 14:42 |
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Haha, not any time soon probably, lmao
Good luck with that. I actually really want to know if it works XD
![]() 10/16/2015 at 14:44 |
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Look at my original reply ;) 1 of 3 responded
![]() 10/16/2015 at 15:12 |
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hmmmm
solid 2.5/5 response. cant believe she didn’t get it...
![]() 10/16/2015 at 15:14 |
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You are single, aren’t you?
![]() 10/16/2015 at 15:15 |
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How do you date 5 girls in one day?
![]() 10/16/2015 at 15:17 |
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She’s not the most intelligent, being a bit of a sapio, she’s mostly out of the mix. Hence why she was a target haha.
![]() 10/16/2015 at 15:22 |
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5 is pretty easy and there are many ways, just be prepared, have a plan and have different outfits for each date so that they don’t smell perfume on you from the previous date (if you’re the type to get frisky).
Last Saturday went like this:
1) Brunch at a cute brunch spot
2) Lunch with coffee and a petting zoo/neighbourhood exploration.
3) Early dinner with some cocktails and a waterfront stroll.
4) Drinks and dancing! Who doesn’t love some vino?
5) Drive out to a small town and have a midnight bonfire on the beach
I’ve topped out at 9 dates in one day, one day I hope to pull of 10.
![]() 10/16/2015 at 16:11 |
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:(
![]() 10/16/2015 at 16:22 |
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Up your game. I believe in you.
![]() 10/17/2015 at 23:36 |
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Shit son.
![]() 11/22/2015 at 15:41 |
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So it’s 11/22 & this story was in my “top suggested stories” on the left side of the main page... So congrats on getting FP’ed!! (that counts right??)
![]() 11/22/2015 at 16:01 |
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That’s odd, lol. Out of all the things to resurface? :P